"The learning curve of being president must be really high. I guess they learn on the campaign trail."
"Well, it's like how we always talk about how a president, during his first two years in term, ages by like 10 years. He starts off looking young, and then all of a sudden, is all grey and tired all of the time. Like there's some kind of weight or knowledge that they-"
"That they know something, right?! Like they tell you something as president during orientation, you know, it's like: this is the bell to get people to come to you, here's your secret codename, aaaaaand here are all the aliens. We want you to meet them. They're nice, but don't look them in the eye."
What's the speed of gravity?
Half the speed of push.
How do you communicate with someone on Mars?
You fucking yell. Really loud.
“So, your, uh…your husband, was he on the flight?”
“Oh, no, I’m not married.”
“I know. How modern of me.”
“Well, who needs men, right? Bloody useless.”
I just listened to podcast #182 and they made a comment on how few girls listen to the Rooster Teeth Podcast….
So, out of curiosity….I’m really not expecting any reblogs or likes BUT…
Reblog or like if you are female and listen to the Rooster Teeth Podcast!
or not….do whatever you want… XD